The Tampa Bay Buccaneers ran over the Dallas Cowboys on Sunday Night Football 19-3. The game was an example of defensive dominance by the Bucs’ Gravediggers defense. So why is Cowboys’ linebacker Micah Parsons the one trending?
Karen Meet, Michelle, Michelle Meet, Karen
Michelle (Micah) Parsons took to Twitter to complain about getting hit…. in a football game…. yes I’m serious!
Now go watch the tape! And see what happenned when it was me and him one on one!!! You hit someone not looking you straight pus**y !! Stop hyping this weak as* shit it’s football!! 😂😂 https://t.co/ITprQ4ECRg
— Micah Parsons (@MicahhParsons11) September 12, 2022
Yes, the guy that makes a living rushing and hitting the passer from the blindside is upset about a supposed blindside hit by Leonard Fournette. Small problem with this, it wasn’t a blindside hit, and it was totally within the rules. Buccaneers’ head coach Todd Bowles dismissed Parsons’ complaint.
Asked about Leonard Fournette’s block on Micah Parsons, Bowles says it was a hard hit but a legal block and wasn’t flagged. pic.twitter.com/PNU0nZmvvP
— Greg Auman (@gregauman) September 12, 2022
Fournette wasn’t having it and responded with the Jordan Crying meme,
— 7⃣ Leonard Fournette (@_fournette) September 12, 2022
Sadly, Buffalo’s Von Miller and his ridiculous haircut decided to join the Michelle/Karen movement tweeting,
This block must be taken out the game ! This is the future and we are just letting the offense tee off on our marquee pass rushers! You can get the job done without this much contact! https://t.co/alEmMzEehk
— Von Miller (@VonMiller) September 12, 2022
Remember when Miller was fined $25,000 for a low hit on Buccaneers’ quarterback Josh Freeman? Pepperidge Farms remembers. So you can understand if Miller’s tweet was met with a collective eye-roll.
Players like Michelle Parsons and Miller literally are paid to hit players from the blindside. These are “men” who willing hit offensive players who are being held up by other defenders. But yet cry like school girls when the tables are turned.
Parsons’ got caught and went directly to his feelings on Twitter after the game to whine. So I ask, Michelle, why didn’t you confront Fournette… I dunno… when you were on the field, in person, man to man? Don’t bother answering, we’ve already figured you out.
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