THE DOUGERNATOR!!!!! Has my vote!
“Stop calling me Muscle Hamster.” pleads running back Doug Martin. “I’m just telling everybody right now: Stop calling me Muscle Hamster.” he also gave alternative nick names he would accept. “Dougernaut, Dougernator, Muscle & Hustle, any of those are fine. But Muscle Hamster has to stop. Doug is also fine also. The Muscle Hamster has to stop. Stop it!” – stated by Doug Martin in an interview with WDAE in 2013
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