In what has been a roller coaster type season in Tampa Bay. One thing has brought a silver lining to the year. The satire Ryan Fitzpatrick Twitter account. Excuse me Major Fitzpatrick. His latest “letter” is gold. Enjoy…
“God is good. General Koetter reinstated me to return to lead our regiment. Lt. Winston’s sidearm was erratic against the striped mammals from Ohio. I shall enjoy my pork brain soup and corn pone even more this evening.
Love like Evan Smith enjoys hard cider,
Ryan”
You can view the orginal tweet HERE or below:
